I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job.

Roseanne Barr
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  3. The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

  4. The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. - Karl Lagerfeld

  5. I don't remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don't even know exist until you love a child. - Anne Lamott

More Quotes By Roseanne Barr
  1. The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

  2. Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.

  3. Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

  4. The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.

  5. I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job.

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